Bee boop bee bop

So I got instagram so I could take cool pictures of Mina… (My baby) I made it private but its the only social network that I have pictures of her.

collegehumor:

20 Signs Missing Important Letters
It began an innocent sign, but with just the wrong letters missing, it turned evil!

I died

collegehumor:

20 Signs Missing Important Letters

It began an innocent sign, but with just the wrong letters missing, it turned evil!

I died

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Oh my lord. THIS

It’s already Wednesday.

I’m watching the first 48. It’s on netflix :)
I really hate sitting in between couch cushions.

Named my baby after her. Love it.

Named my baby after her. Love it.

(Source: peachesandrainbows)

HOLY CRAP

Bristol Palin is a fucking dumb ass.

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(thanks @BuzzFeed)

bold indeed.

Hilarious. People get so offended by women who nurse in public. I mean, many studies have shown great results in children who have breast fed for longer. Everyone just wants something to stank eye.

Death

It’s been a constant conversation. People are dropping like… Balls, all around. (Didn’t wanna say flies cause well flies like to fly around, putting up a fight.) I mostly just see accidents or suicides. People die without being given the slightest chance of flying around. Others just give up. Give up on themselves and everyone, everything around them. I used to intern at our local mortuary in high school. Probably the best job I’ve ever held. It was tragically beautiful in a way. I was given the chance to clean people up, put on their favorite makeup, brush their hair or paint their nails even. The first person I took care of I actually dyed her hair per the families request. I thought it was strange but Idk. Anyways, I saw a lot of accidents. A few suicides, murders etc. Everything was just calm, peacefull. Can’t wait to get back to doing that.
Hmm… I don’t think there’s a point to this post. Sorry guys who read it. Haha.

glueslabs:

I used to think the world was doomed. Now I realize that it’s only me who is doomed. Others are able to struggle and find a way through life peacefully. Love seems to help. Not me—I’m not one of those people and I never have been.

Don’t worry. This isn’t a suicide note. I left a proper note at…

collegehumor:


Girl in Tiny Shorts IS BACK


I know we’ve already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle.

(Original)


I’m curious if her vag is showing as well. BARF.

collegehumor:

I know we’ve already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle.

(Original)

I’m curious if her vag is showing as well. BARF.

(Source: College Humor)